Black Cropped Satin Gloves
You thought you had planned the perfect crime: break into the bakery before it opened Tuesday morning, fill your bag with all the delicious donuts you could possibly want, and enjoy the spoils for days to come. And the morning of the event, everything went off without a hitch. You were able to pick the lock on the back door, sneak inside, scoop up those delicious cream-filled pastries, and sneak back out without anyone noticing.
But you had only enjoyed two Long Johns before there was a knock on your door. It was the police! You struggle to comprehend what’s happening as they put you in handcuffs and drive you away, sirens whirring, as a dozen reporters vie for the best picture for tomorrow’s front page. They’ve already got a catchy name for you: The Pastry Purloiner.
How did they catch you? You had planned every detail! You had a fake mustache and oversized eyeglasses as a disguise, so it wasn’t like you could be recognized on the security cameras. How were they able to finger you?
Finger… that’s it! They found your fingerprints!
You feel like a complete moron as you realize you left sticky, chocolate-covered fingerprints all over the bakery. No wonder they had such an easy time catching you. If only you’d remembered to wear something like these Women’s Black Cropped Satin Gloves. The stretchy black gloves, which mold perfectly to almost any hand, would have been a practical—and elegant—way to escape detection. Next time you plan a sugary food heist, you’ll be sure to pick up a pair... if you can escape from prison first, that is.
- Cropped satin gloves
- Mini cropped black satin gloves
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