Plus Size Lumberjack Costume
- 100% polyester homespun fabric
- Red & black checkered long sleeve shirt has functional front buttons
- Length-adjustable black elastic suspenders have silver-tone metal clips
- Black acrylic knit stocking cap
These days, it's admittedly hard to tell the difference between a genuine Lumberjack and a hipster. (It's also a challenge to tell the difference between the founder of a million dollar Silicon Valley start-up and a homeless person, but let's stick to the subject at hand, shall we?). And while this similarity admittedly upsets some people. we gotta admit that, if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then lumberjacks should be VERY flattered.
Bottom line? There's a lot to aspire to! Lumberjacks are known for their hardiness, their toughness, their ability to stand up to the elements, and knowing their way around a forest. Plus, it's kind of an understatement to declare that the lumberjack life is not for the lily-livered... it routinely battles it out with commercial fisherman for the #1 spot on the list of Top 10 Most Deadly Occupations (Google it!). All that hard work pays off, though, in the form of a very attractive and historic reputation for churning out big and burly manly-men who can point out whether a tree is a Scots or Norwegian Pine (which may or may not attractive, depending on how you feel about pine trees). Also, there's some pretty stirring lumberjack anthems and clever advertising mascots (hello, Bounty Man!) that we've all gotten out of the deal, too.
So when you're ready to strap on your suspenders and say Yo Ho! to being a lumberjack for a day (or Paul Bunyan, Red Riding Hood's rescuer, or a paper towel spokesman), grab a hold of this Plus Size Lumberjack Costume. The homespun black and red checkered long sleeve shirt, adjustable black suspenders, and black stocking cap will transform you into a strapping wilderness lad who knows how to stack logs better than Paul Bunyan (just kidding...NO ONE bests Paul Bunyan). Pair the costume with jeans and boots and you're ready to yell Timber to the night going down. Oh, and a solid tip? Add a toy axe to cut down any and all hipster comparisons down to size!