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Men's OppoSuits Stars and Stripes Suit

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Uncle Sam wants YOU...to dress like you take your love for country seriously!

In the shadows of his 200-year-old office on Capitol Hill, Old Sammy has been hearing whispers of ghastly new trends in modern society: a water-bottle-flipping hobby with zero utility, some spastic muscle condition called "dabbing" that's crippling the nation, and camouflage-patterned attire for everyone—like you're all out there trying to hide your patriotism! Ben Franklin and George Washington are literally doing barrel rolls in their graves, wondering where they went wrong, plotting to tunnel out and propose a new anti-dabbing amendment to the Constitution! Or so we hear.

As a public service, we've devised a step-by-step method that might just please our iconic uncle. First things first, take your face out of your elbow and straighten those arms. Next, wiggle your arms around and appreciate the sweet, sweet freedom of motion that comes outside that "dab" form. Still following? Now use your newfound freedom to pick up all those plastic water bottles! We've got only one earth, man! Alright... see that? Uncle Sam's beginning to crack a warm smile of approval.

Last - but absolutely not least - grab your nicest Oxfords (sneakers will work, too), a crisp white dress shirt, and your favorite tie clip. Set those next to your copy of The Autobiography of Ben Franklin on the bedside table, take a deep breath, and mentally prepare yourself for the most important step: Slipping into this OppoSuits Stars and Stripes Suit. Hop into the slim-fitting pants and blazer, walk the neighborhood like patriotism incarnate, and you'll have even Lady Liberty swooning.

  • Men's OppoSuits Stars and Stripes Suit
  • 100% polyester, 200% amazing according to the product label
  • Suit jacket is fully lined
  • 2 button closure in jacket front, false pocket flaps
  • Necktie matches suit, and it's not a clip on so learn how to tie a tie already!
  • Pants have button and hook closure over zipper
  • Front and back pants pockets
  • Pants intentionally long for styling on casual footwear
  • Some tailoring may be required, suits are made to be tailored w/ ease
  • *NOTE: OppoSuits have a slim-fit design, please consult size chart
Items Included
  • Jacket
  • Pants
  • Tie
Size Chart
Size Measurement Standard Metric
38 Chest < 41 1/2" < 105cm
38 Pants Waist < 34 1/2" < 88cm
38 Pants Inseam < 33" < 84cm
40 Chest < 43" < 109cm
40 Pants Waist < 35" < 89cm
40 Pants Inseam < 33 1/2" < 85cm
42 Chest < 44 1/2" < 113cm
42 Pants Waist < 36" < 91cm
42 Pants Inseam < 34" < 86cm
44 Chest < 46" < 117cm
44 Pants Waist < 37 1/2" < 95cm
44 Pants Inseam < 34 1/2" < 88cm
46 Chest < 48" < 122cm
46 Pants Waist < 39" < 99cm
46 Pants Inseam < 34 3/4" < 88cm
48 Chest < 50 1/2" < 128cm
48 Pants Waist < 41" < 104cm
48 Pants Inseam < 35" < 89cm
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