- Joker Stockings
- Spandex blend
- One black stocking w/ white and black checkered top
- One red stocking w/ black and white checkered top
- Lace up tops
- (Note: stockings do not have footies)
Surely you jest. What could be more fun to top off your court jester, deck of cards, or clown criminal costume than these festive stockings? The joke’s on you if you don’t add these to your costume.
There are plenty of things that are fair game for joking around, but one thing you should be taking deadly serious is how your legs will be looking with your hot clown costume. You could settle for any old set of old socks, put forth the bare minimum of effort and wear some raggedy, mismatched striped socks, or go all-out with these Joker Stockings. If you want to make sure that people are laughing at your zany antics instead of your attire, then these form-fitting stockings are the way to go.
Some people might say these stockings are more fit for a harlequin than a joker. That diamond pattern is a dead giveaway. If you were the harlequin who wore these stockings, you might even be miffed that they’re being billed as “Joker Stockings.” But if your whole thing were being an accessory to a joker’s hijinx, maybe you’d be fine with it. Happy, even, to be wearing stockings good enough to bear the name “Joker.” Now you, too, can wear Joker Stockings.