Adult Tarzan Wig
- Tarzan Wig
- Officially licensed wig
- Brown & black synthetic hair attached to mesh cap
- Some pieces are braided & accented w/ beads
- Attached headband
Me Tarzan. Me like Jane. Me like long hair and sweet smell of city world people. Me like jungle. Me think trees magic: trees are us and we are trees. Me think everyone should like nature and trees and jungle people. Me know city world would be better and jungle would be better, too.
Me hear from Jane of a beast called Capitalism. Me hear beast Capitalism is ruining the city world. Me also hear that a few weak old men control everything, no one cares, and everyone works for these men. Me get angry when thinking about this. If me were in city world, me would take Capitalism down to the pond, show it its reflection, and rub its nose in it. That would show it. Yes, me think it would.
Me endorse this wig. Me hear it's officially licensed. Me know it perfect if you want to join me in slaying that beast, Capitalism.