Women's Sexy Noir Mermaid
Look, Ariel ain’t the only mermaid in the sea, alright? Sure, she’s sweet and all, and the kid can sing, but when it comes to havin’ choppers, that lil’ guppy don’t know what’s she’s rhymin’ about, see?
When it comes to getting really down und’a in the sea, things ain’t all palace recitals and balls, if y’know what we’re sayin’. A mermaid’s gotta fend for herself against the sharks and slippery fishes, cause ain’t nobody else gonna watch out for yer sparkly fins without wantin’ somethin’ else in return! It gets dark under the waves, and you either gotta be a predator or you’ll soon be the prey! You can’t just lay on some rock and dream about some prince who’s never gonna come…you gotta get out there and shake those fins if you wanna survive! So yeah, maybe we’re not as wide-eyed and innocent as some red-haired Triton princess, but if you wanna walk with the humans, then get going…but if you wanna swim with the best of ‘em in this here ocean, then slide right into the school’a fishes and get ready to learn!
And the first step to gettin’ yer gills is puttin' on this Women's Sexy Noir Mermaid. When you gotta sing for your supper, you might as well look as sexy as half-humanly possible! Give 'em what they came for with the sequin top that features beads over the right arm, and shake what Triton gave you with the fish-tail skirt with a sequin layer underneath. We're even gonna give you a a headpiece and a bead necklace to make it look like you earned it, even if you haven't yet. Now get goin'! Go find you some sailors and earn you some of that whale blubber, or it's out on the reefs wit'cha!
- 100% polyester
- Sequin top w/ tie closure in back, clear plastic straps; beads over right arm
- Skirt w/ zipper in back, has sequin layer underneath
- Barrette w/ attached headpiece; bead necklace
- High-Waisted Fin Skirt
|Small||Waist||26" - 28"||66cm - 71cm|
|Medium||Waist||28" - 30"||71cm - 76cm|
|Large||Waist||30" - 32"||76cm - 81cm|
|X-Large||Waist||32" - 34"||81cm - 86cm|
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