- Made of polyester and urethane construction
- Soft padding in sole
- No slip grips on bottom
- Shaped like Wampa head
Ever feel like sticking your foot into the back of a wampa’s head? No one discusses how they smell on the inside, after all. We don’t strictly recommend it, since wampas are known for their wild fits of rage (just ask Luke––he has the scars to prove it), and you’ll have to travel all the way to remote Hoth to do it, where there’s no Airbnb and no Uber.
You know, if we’re dolling out advice, if you don’t want frostbite, just don’t take your shoes off on Hoth. Ever. Even to feel a wampa’s silky fur, it’s not worth it. We’ve heard Iceland is surprisingly great to visit, but Hoth is a step too far. It’s a bad experience altogether. These slippers, on the other hand, can give you that experience and make your feet feel as cozy an Ewok snuggled up next to a bonfire without any of the nasty side effects of trying to put your feet in a real wampa.