Retractable Vampire Fangs

And you are a real vampire, aren’t you? We hope you are not one of those rent-a-vamps who doesn’t understand the nuances of vampiric life. Oh, you’re just dressing like a vampire for Halloween? Well, no matter--you still want to be as authentic as possible, right? With a pair of Retractable Vampire Fangs you'll never have to worry about being mistaken for a phony. They are quick and easy to use and come with instructions, so you won’t embarrass yourself accidentally fanging out in front of the wrong crowd. Obviously, when it’s time to feed, you’ll need your fangs out in full force to be believable!