Plus Size Classic Vampire Costume
- 100% polyester velvet & knit mesh
- Pullover velvet dress has wide stand-up collar, hanging bell sleeves
- Dark red front inset panel is edged w/ gold braid; knee-high slit on left side
- Knit mesh cape is sewn to back of shoulders
- Pin has a plastic faux gem in a silver-tone filigree setting
Being the Queen of the Night isn't as easy as it looks. All of the other vampires look up to you, so you have to be on your best behavior. You have to show the rest of the living dead how to party and drink blood like a classy Nosferatu and that means following some simple rules. The first rule is that you can only select living victims. Dead victims are a no-no. We won't go into the details as to why this rule exists, but suffice to say it was... visually upsetting, to say the least. Secondly, mingling with other creatures of the night is alright, as zombies and werewolves only make you look more classy when you hang out with those uncouth creatures. However, take precautions when bringing one home. You most certainly don't want to wake up from your casket with a zombie chewing on your forehead searching for living brains. As far as werewolves, think about whether you want a flea infestation and the difficulties of booking an exterminator appointment after sundown.
Lastly, make sure you have a beautiful and regal outfit that instantly identifies you as a high-class vampire lord, like this Classic Vampire Costume! Out of respect, they will kneel before you and present their bare necks. if they don't, you'll know that they're just simply people in costumes and not genuine vampires, the disrespectful fakers! You can show them mercy, of course, but then again it's been a long night and you're thirsty for blood. Maybe just a little nibble...
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