Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater
- Soft 100% acrylic, knitted-in pattern
- Front design features a ninja snowman, snowflakes and lines of ninja weapons
- Machine wash cold, line dry
Do you love Christmas? Do you love Christmas, but also love Kung-Fu, and just wish there was a way to combine the two?
Look, we’re not judging, but that’s kind of an unexpected combo, and we honestly never thought we would write the above query. It’s kind of like saying, “Do you like peanut butter? Do you also like mayonnaise? Do you ever wish that you could just combine the two and have a Peanut Butter Mayonnaise spread?” Because, like, mayonnaise and mustard? Now that makes sense! That’s even considered a regular condiment in European countries like Amsterdam (did you know that we lived in Europe once? Yeah, we lived there for a couple of years after college. Yeah, it wasn’t that big of a deal, but…you know. It taught us some stuff). And like, Christmas and…palm trees, maybe, now that also makes sense, because some people like to go away to tropical islands during the holidays (people like supermodels and celebrities, we mean. Like, what’s it like to be rich?!) and just because you live in Florida doesn’t mean that Christmas is canceled. Even though, just between us? It probably should be.
But even though we’re probably sliding around a lot of judgement about a lot of things, you do you, boo! If you want a snowman who knows how to slice through the air with a Katana sword, who are we to tell you how to celebrate? We mean, we will, if you let us, but otherwise, go on with your bad self and rock this Ninja Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater around that Christmas Tree! Now, let's talk about where you're going to college...