Muscle Sailor Shirt
Hey ladies, look at these guns. He has been working hard to bulk up recently. Let's face it every sailor looks up to Popeye!
We know what is on your mind, how did that sailor get so beefy? Well, here is the story. Our friend Sailor Man decided that he needed to bulk up after losing an arm wrestling contest to his best friend. So, he watched a few episodes of Popeye, bought out all the cans of spinach the grocery store had, and started doing reps. This sailor had an eye for saving the day. He found energy in eating all that spinach. With that added spunk he would protect ladies after bar close, and make sure the boys stayed in-line. This funny sailor would also dance for the ladies, and sing show tunes. He was a strong man with many talents. His favorite thing to do was to tap dance on tables to show off his agility. We don't know if Sailor Man ever got any dates from his exploits, but he sure was entertaining.
You can be just like our hero sailor in the Muscle Sailor Shirt. The arms are flesh colored and full of padding. There are screen printed tattoos on each arm, just like a real sailor. This comes with a foam sailor hat polished with a gold anchor. Get ready for a night of impressing the ladies with your hot guns.
- White, polyester shirt, trimmed in blue ribbon.
- White, foam sailor hat w/ embroidered gold anchor.
- Flesh-color arms w/ padding
- Attaches w/ velcro
- Screen printed tattoo on each arm
- Sailor Shirt w/Removable Muscle Sleeves
- Attached Scarf
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