Major Bombshell Adult Costume
It can be hard to get boys to focus. You really need to go out of your way to get their attention, especially when they have to learn less than fascinating things. Like survival skills when their lives aren’t on the line. You need to think outside the box to get them to pay attention!
Recently you were promoted to Major at the Army military training school. You get stuck with a bunch of young guys who don’t know how to listen, especially to a woman. If you aren’t their momma’s they ain’t payin’ you no mind. That’s why you’ve come up with a plan. You just need to get their attention once. Just once. Then they will learn respect, and maybe even learn how to keep themselves alive.
Your plan involves dressing up in this Major Bombshell Adult Costume, and then picking a fight with the biggest boy in the room. He won’t want to back down. No, he’ll try to take you down, put you in your place. But what this costume doesn’t tell him is that you have been the champion at the base Mixed Martial Arts competition 4 years in a row. Not even the combat instructors want to go up against you. Those boys will start paying attention to your lessons after you put the big guy on his back in front of the whole class. They’ll be saluting Major Bombshell whenever you walk by!
- 100% polyester body
- 50% polyester, 48% cotton and 2% spandex padded bra
- Thick canvas upper with zip up back
- Buckle adjustable shoulder straps
- Attached belt with buckle
- Canvas collar secures around neck w/ Velcro and has attached mini tie
- Matching canvas garrison cap
|Small||Chest||28" - 30"||71cm - 76cm|
|Small||Waist||26" - 28"||66cm - 71cm|
|Medium||Chest||30" - 33"||76cm - 84cm|
|Medium||Waist||28" - 30"||71cm - 76cm|
|Large||Chest||33" - 36"||84cm - 91cm|
|Large||Waist||30" - 32"||76cm - 81cm|
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