Child Star Lord 3/4 Mask
You know, if you just went by classic literature and modern-day comics alone, it'd be easy to form the theory that orphans are the scrappiest, most resourceful, and generally the most heroic kids around. Think about it! You've got your Oliver Twist and his admittedly even cool pal the Artful Dodger, leaders of a scrappy and curiously talented band of 19th Century London street waifs...you've got your plucky, eternal-optimist Annie (who, by the way, also happened to be a great singer)...you've got Harry Potter, who was plucky, scrappy, resourceful, and though his singing abilities are unknown, we do know that he was talented at the wizarding arts (is it only talented kids that end up orphans, or is being an orphan the thing that makes them talented? What happens to the kids who aren't talented who are orphans? Or is that a sadder story than maybe we want to get into right now...?)
And then you've got fellow orphan, Peter Quill! You don't get a reputation (even one that's relatively self-made) as a legendary outlaw unless you've got some tricks up your sleeve. And yeah, so those tricks might involve a little thievery, but when you're an orphan, that's adorable, right! After all, he's a space ruffian who made good by assembling a rag-tag bag of aliens to save the galaxy...give the guy some credit, alright? And you can start by getting your little ragamuffin this Child Star Lord 3/4 Mask. Even though your kid might not be an orphan (but feel free to threaten to make him one if you think it will help his budding singing career, since we can all agree that the evidence we've presented to you today clearly makes a strong case for a correlation) and is hopefully neither a thief or an outlaw (which, if he is...no judgement! Parenting is tough!), with this mask, he can still take himself into the Cosmos for daring adventures amongst aliens who get the job done...kind of like a scrappy and curiously band of space waifs!
- Latex mask covers front of head and secures w/ elastic band
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