Black Tear Drop Flapper Costume
"Time is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again- forever."
We spend an embarrassing amount of time pondering this statement by Rustin Cohle in True Detective. And while philosophy is cool and all, it's led us down other rabbit holes. Like, what about when time eventually, inevitably begins going backward? It will happen, trust us. You will be forced to decide between blending in, like The Doctor, and not blending in, like Marty McFly. Now that we have accepted that much, what do you suppose will happen if you decide against keeping your time traveling adventures low-key?
Best of luck to you if you get caught in the 50s wearing yoga pants at some midwestern church. Or in some Roaring 20s anti-prohibition rager sporting joggers and a v-neck. Or in the 70s wearing your new Yeezys. Or in the 1860s in the wrong color at the wrong place and time. Because we've got it on good authority you'll be faced with public humiliation at best and a rowdy bunch of confederate soldiers at worst. You don't want that, do you? Do you?!
Okay, okay, we may be feeling a little imaginative today, and all of that may be impossible, but it's never too late to experience those iconic Roaring 20s in our Women's Black Tear Drop Flapper Costume. You'll be a veritable Daisy Buchannan in this black-on-black dress-and-accessories combination. Anything the Jazz Age throws at you, be it champagne, an overzealous dude who keeps referring to your friends as "old sport," or an epic dance-off for the ages —literally or at a theme party—you'll be ready! For your sake, though, keep a safe distance from your grandparents and all butterflies.
|Small||Chest||32" - 36"||81cm - 91cm|
|Small||Waist||28" - 34"||71cm - 86cm|
|Medium||Chest||36" - 40"||91cm - 102cm|
|Medium||Waist||30" - 34"||76cm - 86cm|
|Large||Chest||38" - 42"||97cm - 107cm|
|Large||Waist||34" - 38"||86cm - 97cm|
|X-Large||Chest||38" - 42"||97cm - 107cm|
|X-Large||Waist||34" - 40"||86cm - 102cm|