Adult Zebra Costume
- 100% polyester velour & faux fur
- Sewn-on tail, back zipper on black & white striped jumpsuit
- Ears & hair on top, Velcro tab under chin of hood
- Also available in toddler & child sizes
Just remember that it's never too late to change your stripes. Heck, it's never too late to go from not having stripes to having them cover almost your entire body! Yes, you guessed it, we're talking about a full-on anthropomorphic transformation into a biological zebra-human hybrid. Don't worry, we'll do all the work for you. All you have to do is show up one day, and we'll get you strapped in so our mad scientists can get to work splicing DNA, or doing whatever super evil geniuses do with victims...We mean test subjects (shoot that doesn't sound much better). Anyway, we're about 25% sure that you'll be in perfectly good hands which is up 30% from the last time we did human experimentation. What appointment time can we put you down for? Looks like our calendar is completely void of other patients!
No? Not really interested anymore? Alright fine, you're just like everybody else we made the offer to. That's why we made a less invasive alternative to the surgery and whipped up this sweet Adult Zebra Costume. It's perfect for Halloween, or a jungle themed party, and is made exclusively by us, so you won't find one like it anywhere else!