Adult Marine Drill Instructor Costume
This is my rifle, this is my gun!
This is for shooting, this is for fun!
We have a lot of favorite Stanley Kubrick movie characters. The little girls from The Shining were great, not creepy at all. HAL from 2001 taught us to never trust anyone, especially a disembodied virtual intelligence bent on killing everyone we know. But our favorite, and we mean our absolute favorite guy is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket. He showed us that motivation is all about believing in yourself, forming goals, and having obscenities screamed at you a third of an inch away from your face by a scary, angry man. He proved that there’s no such thing as pushing people too far in the name of motivation. (Well, maybe he went a bit too far. Live and learn! Or don’t…)
Regardless, if you want to whip your pals into shape or otherwise get away with saying genuinely awful things to them in the name of good fun, then this Marine Drill Instructor Costume is just the thing for you. This shirt, belt, pants, and all-important hat will make you the last thing that bus load of new recruits from Omaha wants to see!
So drop down and give us 25, maggot! Dollars, that is -- 25 dollars. Not pushups. Do pushups because you want to be healthy, not for us. You doing pushups doesn’t do us any good. You big silly.
- 80% polyester, 20% cotton
- Short-sleeved shirt fastens with Velcro strips behind decorative buttons
- Shirt has functional breast pockets, embroidered patches on front & sleeves
- Pants have elastic waist and belt loops
- Faux leather belt has silver-tone metal buckle
- Felt hat has cord chin loop
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